So, I thought as an interesting experiment, I would record all of my thoughts at random intervals yesterday. I tried to write down thoughts as they naturally occurred, tweeting them probably would have been easier but I had fun this way. I never paid much attention to how many thoughts run through my head in a day but here is a brief look at what I’m thinking.

• Time to clean the pool. Wait, I didn’t leave that there and someone has messed with this pool cleaner. Was someone here in my backyard? Yes, someone was definitely here.
• Why doesn’t my Mom ever answer my phone calls.
• No, I don’t know any Neil. Why would someone named Neil, whom I’ve never met, put me as their reference at the Dollar Loan Center? Who are you Neil and why are you bothering me with such things?!
• Huh, the scale is a little off this morning…Or maybe I just…Nah, the scale is definitely off. Maybe I need a new scale.
• Maybe I’ll eat two bananas today.
• Cheese and crackers sounds good. I should go get some.
• I love Google trends, always keeps me up to date on the latest happenings.
• Stupid &**(& #@$@ &(()(* mouse sucks. Blast this mouse.
• You mean they don’t just throw porta-pottys away? Someone comes and cleans those? Wait, ew.
• Focus!
• I wonder if they have a lot of lawn mower accidents in Nebraska.
• I wish I was more quirky like the people on television shows.
• Man, I really wish I had some cheese and crackers.
• I don’t know whether to punch or hug the inventor of the salad.
• Do do do do da do.
• WOW! That balloon scared me. Crap, why do I continue to leave that balloon there when it freaks me out every time I walk in the room. Stupid balloon never learns not to sneak up on people.
• Why haven’t I gotten some cheese and crackers yet?
• Wow, I love people. You all make me laugh consistently on a daily basis.
• Sonograms are kind of scary as default pictures.