Random and dangerous travel essentials

I’m leaving for Florida in the morning and I can already say I don’t want to come back. Here is what I’m packing:

Scorpion knife thingy is a must especially if you aren’t actually planning on making it through security.

One survey to rule them all

Don’t take me too seriously. This is my own spoof on MySpace survey’s. I didn’t cut my hair and I haven’t really been engaged/married three times. I used to be an avid survey taker but now I find them ridiculously weird. When I start seeing questions like ‘What color are your undies?’ I begin to [...]

I want a free t-shirt!

Don’t make out in front of your parents

It is just not a good idea to make out in front of your parents and if you absolutely feel the need to do that PLEASE keep it at just making out…

What are baby showers really like?

Made with lots of love for the mother-to-be. The baby shower was fun but very easy to make fun of.