Scavenger hunt while driving down the street

I am contently driving down the street when I notice this giant sign plastered to a wall that says: call me I’m 50! I’m intrigued but not enough to call the guy (or girl) because at this point I realize the sign is posted on the outside wall of a school. Now, if that doesn’t tip the cops off to a possible pedophile, I don’t know what will.

Random and dangerous travel essentials

I’m leaving for Florida in the morning and I can already say I don’t want to come back. Here is what I’m packing:

One survey to rule them all

Don’t take me too seriously. This is my own spoof on MySpace survey’s. I didn’t cut my hair and I haven’t really been engaged/married three times. I used to be an avid survey taker but now I find them ridiculously weird. When I start seeing questions like ‘What color are your undies?’ I begin to [...]

I want a free t-shirt!

Don’t make out in front of your parents

It is just not a good idea to make out in front of your parents and if you absolutely feel the need to do that PLEASE keep it at just making out…